I’ve been reading about how to properly measure vital signs and I just know that years from now, every time I measure someone’s pulse I’ll think of a song that has the same tempo as their pulse.
And hopefully I won’t say something dumb like, “Your pulse should sound like a Bill Ward kick drum on Sabbath’s first album but at the moment it sounds like Napalm Death.”
This double infestation of cockroaches and spiders in my living space has me feeling like the Soviet Union in 1943.
The cockroaches are the Axis powers and the spiders are the Allies and I’m forced into an uneasy alliance with the spiders because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
“U go gurl”
Someone thinks this is okay behavior, and that makes me sad for humanity.
This makes me sick.
I’m not going to murder idiot little girls nope nope nop
FIRE UP THE FUCKING STOVE, I’M MAKING DINNER.
Did you know:
The police are on Facebook. The FBI, we’re also in Facebook. Anything you put out into the Internet, we can access it, especially on Facebook. So don’t worry tumblr, this girl may be an idiot and you may want to punch her in the face, but she’d never get anywhere in court.
BEFORE THE THREATEN TO USE THE LAW
LEARN THE FUCKING LAW.
Is no one going to point out how obviously fake this post is?
I mean, I’m sure there are shitheads out there who break their ex’s possessions in a breakup because they’re pathetic little babies in adult bodies, but this is just so scripted, so trite and probably written by some MRA to get a rise out of the gullible neckbeard legions of the internet.
This sounds like an imaginary scenario someone played out in their head, it doesn’t flow like an actual argument, it flows like a script of an argument in a bad soap opera. The smilies after her comments are there just to add a little more triteness to make it more infuriating to read.
FAKE.
remember when yugioh was straight screwed up.
This was definitely not in the American version. I don’t remember Yugi Moto being Anton Chigurh/Mr. Blonde/the guy from Drive level brutal.
Although in ‘Murrica the soccer moms would be more offended by the smoking than by the impending flaming death.
If George Zimmerman were black and Trayvon Martin were white but the exact same thing happened down to the last detail, do you really think people would have reacted the way they did? Do you really think right-wingers would have had a massive fundraiser for the shooter? Really? You’re kidding yourself if you think the public reaction would have been the same.
“Post-racial America” my ass.
